i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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