I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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