It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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