All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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