In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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