White coat. Heels.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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