Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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