I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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