WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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