He is such a slut. More and more my type.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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