There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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