I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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