he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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