yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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