I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I bet he comes in French.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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