its not stalking. its research.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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