direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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