Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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