A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Still dying that you shit outside
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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