It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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