she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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