its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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