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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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