i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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