i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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