KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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