I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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