gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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