Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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