you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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