so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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