u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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