He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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