i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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