it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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