My brain says no but my pants say off.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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