I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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