my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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