can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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