I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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