love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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