do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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