I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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