Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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