I'm going to jail i love you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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