Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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