is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I want her autograph on my taint
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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