he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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