You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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