Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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