How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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