WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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