I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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