omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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