Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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