He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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