I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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